I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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