friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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