Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
either way he was missing a nipple.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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