if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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