It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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