Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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