He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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