You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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