? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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