I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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