For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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