glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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