Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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