Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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