No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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