First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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