I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude i'm inner monologue high
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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