How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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