My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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