I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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