being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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