Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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