i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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