Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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