Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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