i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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