we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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