I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
