JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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