How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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