he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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