come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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