i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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