so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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