Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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