I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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