Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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