you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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