she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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