Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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