I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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