Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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