How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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