Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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