My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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