I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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