Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
420 ftw
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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