You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
tell me about the eggs
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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