What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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