Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
honey bunches of taint.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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