This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
