Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
