She's JV to your varsity
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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