You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There's always time for handjobs
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
