I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Randomize
