Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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