This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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