ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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