He told me they were just razor bumps!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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