no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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