am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Randomize
